Aw, c’mon.

Lil Wayne has nearly eleven million Facebook fans. Barack is beating him by two million. Neil DeGrasse Tyson, who’s more of an astrophysicist than a rapper or a politician, has slightly more than twenty-six thousand Facebook “likers”. There’s a math problem in here somewhere, folks. Maybe the solution falls between logging off and rediscovering what matters in the tangible world.

On a similar note, if anybody’s got a “Many who like George Bush, Jr., like ‘the Superbowl Shuffle’ ” screencap, I need to have that printed on a t-shirt immediately.